1999

Unique visitors

To all my 1999 unique visitors, all that in only 6 months.
Thanks for viewing, now increasing at over 30 a day, so something I write must have interest.

My apologies if some of what I write is not very nice to read, at least I don't use profanities.
But, there are one or two Internet bandits spreading malicious lies, who appear to be somewhat jealous of my achievements for an organisation I support, and put a great deal of effort into.
At least one has been forced to remove his fake website signature. All he needs to do now, is apologise to me for his malicious activities over at least the last two years.
Apart from that if he thinks anybody really believes his tripe, he has another think coming. Facts are facts
One day these bandits will realise that nobody, well apart from their cronies, really takes a great deal of notice of their ramblings.
Until then I will quite happily and unrestricted continue to play games with them.

BUT, I will try my best not to soil this Blog with direct reference to them again.


Childbirth at 65
(Still a chance )

With all the new technology regarding fertility, recently a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet,' she said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' she said.
After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'


'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'