Oldies but goodies

.....and that's when the fight started

Ok only one left after this

After retiring, I went to the DSS office to apply for a pension.

The female clerk behind the counter asked for my driver's licence to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the clerk I would be back, but she said, 'Unbutton your shirt.'
So I opened my shirt revealing all.
She said, 'that silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me and processed my pension application.

When I got home, I told the wife about my experience .
She said,

'You should have dropped your pants, you might have got disability, too.'


...and that's when the fight started....


Young Blood!