Sunday job!

Sutton on Trent

Spent all day talking to guests and fellow members at BS fishery Sutton on Trent(tidal)open day, bank walking the mile & a half stretch.

Plenty of good fish including a barbel of 10lb 4ozs, and also br**m up and around the 8lb mark common.
Primed me to fish there, next time I'll take my kit.
£40 a year, no nutters with 24 packs of lager, no keepnets, no floaters, and park in your swim!


and that's when the fight started... (three)

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered.
 I then said,  'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying ...'Yes..'
So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's when the fight started...