Thursday, 3 March 2011

Fishing again......again!!

Roach


Had a another session roach fishing the lake, they didn't want to know today, not a knock!
4 hours into a cold north easterly got the better of me in the end........getting a wimp in my old age.


Talking of old age


Jacob,  age 92, and Henrietta, age 89, are excited about their decision to get  married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way  they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go  in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers "Yes".
Jacob: "We're about to get  married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"
Pharmacist:  "Definitely."
Jacob:" Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundices?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety..... the works!"
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's Disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob:" You sell wheelchairs and  walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes. Why do you ask? Is there something
I can help you with?"



 Jacob  says to the pharmacist:
"We'd  like to nominate your store as our Bridal Gift  Shop."



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