This and That

Another trip down south

A visit down to mum's for 2 nights bed and breakfast, and for the Friday meeting of the old boys.
She's still not heard from the hospital  3 weeks after her CAT scan.
I've got to the stage where, I don't know if that's good news, or poor patient after care! Mum feels about the same ...I think.


Dirty Old man?

Does it happen to all 60 year olds?
I have to admit the "girls" were probably in their 40's but in good shape ,well built and in tight fitting dresses that showed off everything, and at the same time nothing....commando, I think is the term?
We intruded upon their Christmas doos.
Well we didn't , we just happened to be in the Jugged Hare a fine Fullers establishment in Vauxhall Bridge Road when 2 functions appeared at 1o'clock, only one "youngster" in sight, is that a sign of the times in London business, or don't they wish to be associated with older collegues?
My mate Ivan's (65) usual quote of "I've shagged that one" were silent, he was coughing and spluttering all over us, and feeling sorry for himself. Anyway, I think he's worn it out in front of his collection of porn films.

from our French trip on his 65th

Thanks for the Christmas present mate!!
Our numbers were short, but we still enjoyed each others company. I do like the London Pride.They also do a particularly fine pie, which believe it or not, is  Jugged Hare, other pies are available.
Oh yes, the dirty ol' man in me watched the "girls" many a time traverse the staircase to the gallery area from the bar.
I did it without dribbling though...I think .
It must be the pub for it though because a rather attactive well suited up lady waltzed in later and sat down with her pint with an ol'boy. I thought may have been her dad from the peck on the cheek she gave him. But that peck soon turned into something that was far from saying hello to daddy, funny the things you see  in a Victoria pub.



Christmas Ideas (One)

A key hook












New Bra

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.





At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.



Toon for the day